It's basically Kindergarten Cop meets Kids Say the Darnedest Things, only in this scenario, it's the students and not the
In which the author obnoxiously says "in which the author" and is a pig being eaten by a dinosaurmonsterIn my 5 year-old class we have been reading a story book called Monster, Monster for Halloween. We had some extra time today so I decided to have a contest to see who could draw the scariest monster.
The girls all drew three-eyed princesses. A couple other kids drew three-eyed aliens. A few more drew ghosts, but the democratically-chosen winner drew a house with a pig in it getting eaten by a dinosaurmonster.
He brought it to me and said, "Teacher I am finished. This is dinosaurmonster. This is Kaylin Teacher."
"Really? Because it looks like a pig."
"Yes it is pig and Kaylin Teacher. Kaylin Teacher is pig."
Hilarious stuff. I wish Kaylin the best of luck.