It turns out, someone finally decided to make this a Tumblr, called Shit My Students Write.
One of my favorites:
Yes, yes, it's sad that kids today don't have the language skills they should. But having been a teaching assistant in a foreign policy class meant for upperclassmen and thus seen my share of terrible writing and attempted academic bullshittery, it's something you just have to laugh at.
Say goodbye to your afternoon productivity.